idk man. i’m jesse, i’m old, and i’m a bitch. i didn’t kill anyone for this url. yes i still like homestuck. i’m a diagnosed borderline and i am bad at making friends. i am learning portuguese, i play a lot of warframe, and i am a casual bts enjoyer. bye
Jesse
@equius
Jesse, 32, he/she tired nonbinary dumbass. I hate this website and everyone on it
Neopets is the funniest website in the whole world
more people would exercise if this culture didn't make it absolute hell
I teach martial arts. we play games with the little kids. they swordfight with noodles and throw foam balls at each other. in the summer, we take them out into the parking lot with water guns. in the winter, we have snowball fights.
the teenagers get swords and staffs and practice knives. we teach them moves from marvel movies that they ask about. they get squirt guns and snowball fights too. we let them goof off and climb the support beams and charge directly at each other in padded suits.
sometimes parents say they miss doing things like that. I tell them, "stay for an adult class. just try it out." we build obstacle courses and let them mess around with training rifles. they chat while sparring. we scream and cheer for them when they're in the middle of a circle. and then we send them out to the parking lot with squirt guns and snowballs.
it's exercise. it's healthy. it's an important life skill. and it's fun as fuck.
hey bro sorry my tail started wagging when you said my name lol it's nothing weird not a gay petplay thing it's just that your acknowledgement of my being as a named category thrilled and delighted me such that i imagined us frolicking for several hours my leash wrapped tight in your hand and the tug of the lead on my throat soothing and grounding me making me feel safe and fundamentally wanted at your feet and answering your beck and call haha. like i said not a gay petplay thing. btw just out of curiosity would you describe me as a good dog? like as friends
fun fact! did you know that you can gain extra ‘forbidden time’ by staying up late in the night? but Watch Out
Shit this is great! You can get so much done if you don't sleep!
THE CONSEQUENCES
ever since i was a little girl i knew i wanted to root for ships that turned out to not be endgame
funny how im mutuals with all the funniest and nicest people on the websitr.....waow
biting as a form of affection equivalent to kissing
*walking down main street sweeping my scythe back and forth in front of me* watch out bitch! watch out bitch!
sw ttrpg commission
I’m actually always thinking of that “maybe I won’t die cause I’m special” tweet
